My name is Charlie Veitch, but I'm changing it to Che Gue-Veitch because I'm the reincarnation of Che Guevara. I'm extremely handsome and very brave and I get lots of attention from women. Conspiracy Theorists are the enemies of the Resistence. You distract people from real issues, like poverty, corporate greed etc. If you believe 9/11 was an inside job or any other Conspiracy Theory, then you don't care about real issues! It's either my way or the wrong way! There is no New World Order to stop!
Inspired by this film by Charlie Veitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWmfN0T4WOI