Tuesday, 31 May 2011

Happy St Theo's Day 2011!

See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFJUK7ZDtms

I am Ben Emlyn-Jones aka Benthejrporter aka Hagbard Celine and I'd like to wish all HPANWO-readers, HPANWO TV subscribers and viewers, all HPANWO Forum-members and everybody else, Hospital Porter and Civilian alike, a very happy St Theo's Day.

My Extremely Proud and Dignified Brother and Sister Porters, I look forward to serving alongside you in the new Portering year ahead.

Saturday, 28 May 2011

St Theo's Day Party 2011

HPANWO TV reportage of the 2011 St Theo’s Party, hold at the John Radcliffe Sports and Social Club at the John Radcliffe Hospital, Oxford.

Part 1- George Rogers RIP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDaC2ub2tBE
Part 2- Football Match: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZZPFvyK7MQ
Part 3- Porters! You can’t Take ‘em Anywhere!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTmA6n8ApVY
Part 4- Holby City Rant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwARrrcV6Ck
Part 5- Popping the Question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt9VC005Ds0
Part 6- Dignity Tab: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pssgt98s5iQ
Part 7- Porters in the Media: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc9lzjS5DeY
Part 8- “Don’t Tell ‘em we’re Porters!”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaIxRWEp7xk
Part 9- Junior Porter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dxZcz7HAXI
Part 10- Debriefing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVqRdO3Fvhs

Background articles and films: http://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2011/04/popping-question.html
And: http://hpanwo-tv.blogspot.com/2010/11/making-dignity-statements.html
And: http://hpanwo.blogspot.com/2008/10/hospital-porters-in-media.html
And: http://hpanwo.blogspot.com/2007/12/dont-tell-em-were-porters.html

Tuesday, 24 May 2011

Castle Carpark- Suicide Hotspot

See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-RQGSgWuko

The Castle Carpark in Oxford is a suicide hotspot. Why?
For important background see: http://hpanwo-tv.blogspot.com/2009/02/illuminati-pyramids-in-oxford.html

Mysterious Gravestones in Oxford

See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFGjjmMQSrI

In Oxford there’s a church which has unusual gravestones in its cemetery. This location is not far from Temple Cowley, where I made the film Illuminati Pyramids in Oxford, see: http://hpanwo-tv.blogspot.com/2009/02/illuminati-pyramids-in-oxford.html and I think there is a connection.

Friday, 20 May 2011

Homeopathic Aspartame

See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyQrWizbnzo

What effect will Aspartame have on me if I dilute it to homeopathic levels? Stand by for the first ever experiment of its kind, exclusive to HPANWO TV!

Monday, 16 May 2011

Oxford- Where are the Bodies Buried?

See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGVINKr87k0

Cornmarket Street is one of the main retail and commercial thoroughfares in Oxford and has been for many centuries, but a few years ago a mysterious discovery was made here. (NB: I was filming in the middle of a busy street, a location that always causes problems, so please excuse the unexpected additional members of the cast!)

My Pussy Cats

See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8xlImksM_4

Here I introduce you to my pussy cats. They’ve played frequent cameo roles in HPANWO TV films and I thought it was about time they were featured properly. (Please excuse the flagrant use of the word of the word “pussy” and my lack of sensitivity to its double-entendre.)

Friday, 13 May 2011

Richard Dawkins- MBA Criminal!

See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USftG9m1WAY

Richard Dawkins, one of the biggest names in the Skeptic/Atheist Movement, has comitted a terrible MBA crime!
Background film: http://hpanwo-tv.blogspot.com/2011/05/sending-mba-medals-to-laureates.html(Video screenovers used under Copyright Fair Use claim: Link to original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY22aCImUtw)

Wednesday, 11 May 2011

Fairies in my Brother's Garden

See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p5JVqdmcjk

Douglas Adams, author of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, once said: "Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?" Let's see if there are any living in my brother's garden. It is beautiful anyway. (Sorry I don't get the quote exactly right.)

Wednesday, 4 May 2011

The Milton Keynes Henge

Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObocvDvI56g

Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5ZthMR4X1o

In Milton Keynes, one of the strangest towns I've ever seen, stands a bizarre structure that resembles a Neolithic stone circle. What's it doing there? I decided to get a closer look at it.
Background film: http://hpanwo-tv.blogspot.com/2009/02/illuminati-pyramids-in-oxford.html